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You Are Banned From Playing Pokémon!

你不准玩宝可梦! · 紫学家

by Zi Xue Jia

Complete ★ 4.6
Newcomer difficulty
Terminology load
⏱ ≈ 330h read 👥 5M

The man blamed for today's 'cursed' meta answers the press with one question: 'Big's Cloyster-drill Skarmory — did I teach that too?'

Qing Yu grew into a dual Grand-Master-champion and the streaming giant of Pokémon TV, then spent his career being fingered as the source of every toxic competitive build. This completed 2.26-million-word fan novel follows his journey through the games' serious-vs-meme battle wars — average subscription 9,000, self-declared 'premium-tier' fanfic.

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