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Retired from Heaven, I Opened a Tea House Next to the Secret Police

天人退休,我在刑捕司旁边开茶铺 · 闭关三千年

by Biguansanqiannian

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⏱ ≈ 12h read 👥 8.9M

He clawed his way to the Heavenly Realm — then cashed out, opened a tea stall beside the imperial arrest bureau, and is deeply offended when customers discuss court politics louder than the tea.

Lin Bai was reborn into a cultivation world and ground his way to being one of the most feared Tian-tier monsters alive. So he retires, buys a shack next to the criminal tribunal and brews properly. The problem: the world's gossip flows through his doorway — magistrates, spies, accused heretics. No system, no harem, one heroine who owns the dim sum cart next door. Slice-of-life xianxia from the perspective of a retiree with catastrophic power and a small-merchant's soul.

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